Friday, December 19, 2008

Saturday, December 13, 2008

BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II US Ranked 4th

After determining the national championship game participants the BCS
computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS
declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with
the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into
conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an
incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy
of the #1 ranking."

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS
commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and
Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by
head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single,
equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we
defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been
criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to
enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland
was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were
incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional
forces."

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented "
France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1
ranking they only fell to #2."

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

BYU vs Utah Game

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Thursday, November 20, 2008

It's time for the greatest showdown of the year!




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I never get tired of this one....Click Here to relive the magic!

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Cousins with the big Catch

Kerry and his kids came up to do some fishing at the Dam. Walker caught it and Hayden had to clean it. How's that for a nice cousin.
We had fished for about an hour while the kids were climbing the rocks, and finally walker came down and asked it he could try. I told him if he caught a fish I would like Boise State. Well, he hooked one and I think he was more excited that I would have to like BSU than he was about catching the fish.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

What Have We Done Wrong?!!!


What in the world have we done wrong? We've raised our kids to be good responsible human beings. We've tried to teach them right from wrong. And then comes Walker. It is such a heart break to a parent when a child goes astray. And at such a young age too. But to "diss" on our beloved Cougars and talk smack about them is just over the top. And then, the straw that breaks the camels back is...dare I say it? He is a Boise State Fan. It cuts deep. We've tried to turn him back to the light side. And I blame all of this on his uncle, Craig Morrison. We were driving through Boise a few weeks ago and passed the Boise State Football Stadium. He said,'Will you please take me there?" Kevin abruptly said,"No, I am not taking you there." Walker replied," Uncle Craig would take me." Good for Dear Old #%*@! Uncle Craig. Then I thought I would use some reverse psychology on him and buy him a Boise State hat. He was so excited that he forgot to say thank you.(Just like a Bronco Fan!) Kelby said," What do you say Walker?" He quickly replied very loudly, "THANK YOU UNCLE CRAIG!!!" I can't win!

Walker Learns to Ride a Bike


Way to go Walker! We are so proud of you. And he learned with just a few battles wounds to show for it. He was especially proud of learning how to turn. Way to go Kevin, too. This was his 5th and final child to teach ride a bike and all of them were five when they learned. He's a good DAD!